If you haven't heard the good news?? i'm officially 21
it's a mighty strange feeling cause now as my dad put it "i'm finally officially a man" even though he said the same thing once i hit 18...oh and 13...hahaha my dad is crazy.
My first bottle of alcohol
So monday night i went in the nearby 7 11 right when the clock hit 12 midnight. I had just turned 21 so i wanted to commemorate this moment with a bottle of alcohol. i held the drink in one hand and the wallet in the other...waiting in line behind the 5 other guys drinking alcohol...the line gets to me and he just rings it up. WHAT?!!?! He doesn't card me? did he even look up at me?? i get carded everywhere...i once even got carded for a rated-R movie when i was 18...ridiculous...It sucks the day i wanted to get carded i don't.... so i went home shared the story with my dad and shared in a glass...welcome to manhood kevin...
My first pack of cigarettes
It was summer of 2003, and i went with my church to Spirit West Coast. While we were up there i celebrated my 18th birthday so of course i had to do what all the 18 yr olds do...so i went out to buy a pack of cigarettes....so we walked in the store and i told the lady to hook me up with a pack of marlboro reds...she carded me and stared at my card for seriously a minute..shifted her eyes stared at me and shook her head and sold me the pack...i bet she was thinking this is the best fake ID i have ever seen...there is no way this kid is 18...so i bought it walked to the back of the line and returned it...cause that 4 dollars was precious...so as i was handing it back to her to return...she was laughing...
I guess that was the kind of reaction i was hoping for...
My 30 billionth Rated-R Movie
I went to watch a rated-r movie with like 7 of my friends...all of them being significantly younger then me...leonard the youngest was 4 years younger then me...and i was the oldest (and the only one 18)...so i stand in line and i get carded for the movie..i'm like oh shoot how is everyone else going to get in...the cashier proceeds down the line of my friends..and doesn't card anyone else...what the!??!??! |